Friday, December 20, 2024

"what were the skies like when you were young?"

Co-workers asked me the other day "why do you hate spotify?" and truly, I could've gone on for hours. I didn't (much to their relief) but thought I'd write down my thoughts and opinions on it seeing as how a few angry missives have been the total sum of my output on the subject. So here you go: my opinions and thoughts on it.

People like to view the music industry through various different lenses, but in the end it's all connected. You can trace the fact your favourite band doesn't come to your city, back to why they only put stuff out on vinyl or why they break up after 18 months. It's all very, very connected.

shout out to Max, aka Peretsky for this one

I didn't always loathe spotify.

Y'see, back in the day, we were all sold this lie of 'music democratization'. The thinking was that if you could blow up online (using social media & blogs primarily), you could bypass all those nasty A&R dudes at big labels and just do it all yourself. Slowly but surely though, blogs disappeared as the ad money dried up and people got older, apps and sites started to shift around from an 'anything goes' model to a 'you need to pay us to reach your own fans' one, and people got bored & broke, so bands needed to reset again. Ironically the tradtional methods just crept back in- A&Rs, big labels, management types, booking agents, etc. it all just reverted to type, but we were all locked in to these behemoths like Facebook and Twitter. Everything became about numbers. Big, pointless numbers. I'll never forget a manager telling me that satan wouldn't get a booking agent until we had 10,000 followers on our Facebook page. I mean, it was nonsense, complete bollocks, but he believed it so passionately.

So anyway, in amongst all this, you had a growing problem of piracy. It'd moved on from just 'download 1 song a week' like the old Napster days, to 'fill this entire harddrive in 30 minutes' as technology and internet speeds got better. And so, people moved their focus from the new Metallica album to very DIY bands that didn't exactly make any money in the first place. So far, so 'democratized'. People helped themselves, and sometimes that was fine, other times it wasn't, but it made no difference. You were fucked either way. "I'll buy tickets to your shows!" they used to say, despite the fact we barely ever played outside of Leeds and they lived in California. But, whatever, it is what it was.

So some tech bros spotted this gap in the market and ran with it. Spotify was born, and now kids wouldn't need to download half a terrabyte of your life's work in 20 minutes as they could just stream it - you didn't even need to be good with computers, it was user friendly! Even your mum could stream stuff! And we'd get royalties! I mean, they're not great, but they'd get better, right? 

Yeah, sure.

So extrapolate that to right now, and we have Spotify paying $0.003 per stream (and even less if you agree to cut your rate to boost your music through their algorithm), jumping into bed with AI arms manufacturers, an incredibly regressive practice of only paying out tracks that have had 1,000 or more plays every year, and a music industry that is, even at this smaller level, completely and utterly fucked.

Even if you remove the arms stuff, and the payment stuff, and the 1,000 stream stuff, and you simply focus on Spotify as a thing in and of itself, and it fails to get any better. In fact it might be worse.

Streaming didn't have to be this way - it has the means to be better for all concerned, but it won't. I don't think it ever will, simply because it's just awash in so much money.

Bands and artists continue to upload their work, knowing that if it hits 999 streams in a year, those royalties generated will get just given to god knows who for no particular reason. It's FOMO on a huge scale, combined with that nagging hangover from the big blog days of the mid 10s - "this year will be my year!"

It's the apathy that absolutely does me in. Artists, bands, music industry people, shitposters on Instagram - everyone's been banging on about what a total shitshow Spotify is, has been and continues to be for a while now, and it's largely just been met with an almighty shrugging of shoulders, and carrying on, because 'well yeah, but I've got my playlists on there, and I like my Spotify wrapped!', despite the arms tech investments, despite the meagre royalties, despite the sacking of their editorial team, despite the 1,000 play thing, despite the creaking tech that's full of bugs, despite the adding audiobooks to they could argue for an even *lower* royalty rate, despite the general cheapening and disconnection of music, despite the explosion of shitty AI slop, despite one man masquerading as many different artists being responsible for a huge royalty payout by juicing the system, despite the literal owner of the platform claiming that 'content' doesn't take any money to make these days, despite everything, despite all of that. But people just think it's a bit of fun.


And you can scream it from the rooftops, but it's hard to snap people out of it. I mean, I'd understand if spotify was the only game in town, but it's clearly not - you've endless supplies of streamers if that's what you want. Hell, you could even just go back to buying things too, but if you want to keep streaming, you've so many other options - Tidal, Deezer, Apple, Bandcamp, Amazon, even fucking YouTube - it's not hard to just switch up. It's the weakest amount of pressure that's ever been applied to anyone's life, but people still seem so resistant, so hesitant to ditch it.

Even if you divorce all of that from spotify, what you're left with is a hollow experience: music as an unlimited trough of 'stuff', of 'content', with no regard to how it managed to come into existence - is this some AI slop generated by a guy somewhere sat at a computer? Maybe? Who knows, anyway, here's the new Snow Patrol album, here's a new Drake song, here's an advert, here's the new Blink 182 song, here's another advert, here's a longer advert, here's a song by a band that toured with Blink 182 and is most probably paying through the nose to be in your ears right now, here's another advert. 

Always remember: you're only ever paying for access to a certain number of things, never the things themselves with streaming. At any given point, access can be revoked for whatever reason, and if that happens: what do you do next? I remember when Mos Def's The Ecstatic left streamers, and kids just didn't know how to act - I saw a change.org petition to get it back, when the CD was just sat there for like £5. You guys ever thought about just heading to a record store?

One thing I love about those Amoeba 'What's in my bag?' videos is that just one of them - just one 12 minute video - contains more joy and connection and life affirming love for music than anything Spotify can ever hope to give you. Here's Pallbearer talking about a solo flute album that was recorded in the Egyptian pyramids. Here's Keanu Reeves' band Dogstar recommending Big Star, Tom Petty and New Order. Here's Blood Incantation talking about why they love Steve Hillage and Klaus Schultze. Here's Marc Maron talking about Can and Thelonious Monk. Here's Alvvays talking about why they like Enya. It's fucking great, and even if you don't like the music, you can feel the connections, you can feel the passion in which they talk about how music and art shaped their lives. Why wouldn't you want something like that?

You don't need access to every record ever made (despite the fact spotify doesn't currently contain every record ever made), you need a few records that you'll absolutely love, and to get to that point, you need to do the hard yards I'm afraid - you need to see shows, listen to albums that stink, go and look in a record shop, talk to people, talk to your friends! Make friends with bands! See what they like, see where they came from, get involved in scenes! Read books! Make a zine! Fuck me, the possibilites are *endless*, why you would want to outsource the music discovery element of all this to a fuckin algorithm, I don't know. "oh but I don't have time" yeah, no-one does! Listen to cool mixes then, put the radio on, ask 1 person right now for a recommendation and go from there. It's not hard! In fact, it's never been easier! Or more fun! Fuck me. 

Bands/ artists: ask yourself, seriously and deeply. Look in the mirror calmly and just quietly ask yourself: what is Spotify actually doing for me? Look at your numbers, your money, your stats, your place in the world and just ask yourself is it worth it? You might have a billion streams on something, but you've no way of reaching anyone who's streamed it - does that not seem a bit weird to you? All the numbers in the world won't get you any further along because the biz is simply a closed door to you, to me, to all of us in the same boat. Your big shot at the big time will not come because of spotify - it'll come through doing what we've always done: the hard yards. The big numbers might seem important, but they're just a mirage. Would it make the music any better if I just paid for bots to stream it all day? And there's nothing to say that the more organic streams you get, the more spotify will punish you because it just thinks (ie. most probably uses AI) you've done it against the rules. And there's no comeback to that - you can't argue with them because there's no-one there to argue against, just a memory hole of AI chatbots. Game over.

It's all connected my friends - if you don't invest any time in music, then don't be surprised that the next artist that could change your life just jacks it in after a few years - it's really, really fucking difficult out there. Venues are drying up, the money's all gone, we're being squeezed at every single corner, so the least you can do is just sit and listen. Not just to the music, but listen to what the challenges are these days and try, in any small or seemingly insignificant way, to help out. Most of those ways are totally free too! Sign up to a mailing list, watch a video, stream a song, post on your socials about a record you like, do something - do anything, it's all connected.

Tuesday, December 3, 2024

Favourite albums of 2024

Just thought I'd do a bit of an end-of-year list here for some records that came out in the last 12 months that I really enjoyed. So, in no particular order...

Cahill Costello - Cahill//Costello II

Drew McDowall - A Thread, Silvered and Trembling

Sean Curtis Patrick - Happy Home

Underworld - Strawberry Hotel

Moin - You Never End

Big|Brave - A Chaos of Flowers

Coded Marking - s/t (hot damn, this one's a belter- Krautrock infused post-punk!)

Broadcast - Distant Call / Spell Blanket

LL Cool J - the Force (enjoyed this one too! Can and Gary Numan samples! Q-Tip production!)

Universal Order of Armageddon - s/t

Majesty Crush - Butterflies Don't Go Away

Beak> - >>>>

Knocked Loose - You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To (OOOOF. A+)

USA Nails - Feel Worse

Cheekface - It's Sorted

Ike Yard - 1982

Dean McPhee- Astral Gold

Burial - Dreamfear/ Boy Sent From Above


Some other stuff I enjoyed this year:

Reading both 'Sellout' by Dan Ozzi and 'Our Band Could Be Your Life' by Michael Azerrad and discovering a whole treasure trove of stuff I'd missed from over the years.

The continuted decline of Man City

Aston Villa beating Bayern Munich 1-0 the day before I went on holiday (albeit now Villa on a continued decline lol)

Meeting snooker legend Steve Davis in Leeds and talking to him about Basic Channel

Josh Pugh videos

Getting a Nathan Fake remix, and realising that the front cover to his debut album was a photo of a village green just down the road from my parents, that I duly went to visit.

Finally seeing GY!BE live

That boybands documentary on the BBC

Pictureville being back open in Bradford, and seeing a restored Terminator 1 as the first film back

The Audi song by Satelliti


 

Satan '24

As we're approaching the end of the year, I thought I'd collate all the releases I had out this year, just in case you missed any! So here we go, fill in those gaps if there are any...

 

JÆJA

If Not Now, When

If Not Then, Maybe Now

Two Heaters

Ricochet

Windows (as Marta Mist)

More Meat for the Grinder (Nathan Fake remix)

Live 2024


Quite the list, eh?

See you in 2025!

Wednesday, November 27, 2024

Stop using AI slop in your album art

Ah man, c'mon now.

Spurred on by two things: this skeet (yes that's what we're calling Bluesky posts now) by Posthuman, and the fact that Blank Tape had it's birthday a few days ago, I just wanted to say, for the record, that AI album covers look like absolute shit.

I'm sorry, but they all look exactly the same, like a fucking takeaway menu or something, and even after you divorce the catastrophic environmental impact it has, not to mention the theft of millions of copyrighted works, or the very questionable business practices by a lot of them, the fact of the matter is it looks and feels like absolute shit.

I mentioned Blank Tape, because the argument I heard more often than not in that Bluesky thread was 'oh I don't have time' or 'I don't have the money', etc. and I'm like, buddy - you think worriedaboutsatan has millions of pounds for these things? No of course I don't, but I do what every single artist has had to do for every release they've ever done up until the year 2024: get creative. Blank Tape's cover is just a photo of my garage door with a Critteri visual synth blasting at it. Literally all it is - took longer to clean the garage than it did to take the shot, but it means that the aesthetic of the album, the feel of it, remains 1) something I controlled and 2) connects on a much greater scale than AI slop ever could. It does not, I'd like to think, look like absolute shit.


There were lots of arguments for and against being chucked about all day, but the one I just can't get out of my head is: what are you even doing this for if you're going to just cop out right at the point where you want to draw attention to this wonderful piece of art you've just created? Typing "I dunno, some trees or something" into an AI generator and slapping that as your cover just screams "sorry, couldn't be arsed even doing the absolute bare minimum to present this incredible piece of music to the world, so I cheaped out and slapped some slop I found" - like carrying around a £10k guitar in a binbag - why would you do that?! Just to reiterate: it looks like absolute shit.

The only reason you're making music, I'm guessing, is because you have some feeling, or some sort of emotion that you want to express in a musical form - that's literally the reason art exists. If you outsource one very vital part of that to a computer, why should I be bothered by it? I can log onto Facebook and see millions of grandpa AI slop pictures if I want, none of them really resonate or connect on any level, because it's not trying to express anything - it can't by it's very being. Computers don't feel emotions, or have vibes or know what looks aesthetically pleasing - it's just a deeply inhuman attempt at making something it thinks it's vaguely like what you're after. Why should I try to connect with this piece of art, musical or otherwise, if you're just giving that job to a computer? It doesn't feel, so why should I try to? If you can't be arsed mate, I'm not going to be - why? Because these things look like absolute shit.

And anyway, as this skeet from Tarotplane explains, making friends with other cool artistic people is fucking ace. Why would you not want to do that?! If you can't bring yourself to make a cover yourself, well then find someone who can! More often than not, you can licence a picture pretty cheaply, or free if you're mates - the last couple of satan releases that had covers which weren't by me were just by friends who very kindly offered their photos completely free of charge - Providence, Crystalline, Falling But Not Alone, Time Lapse - all were free. Why? Because I made friends with cool people, and although I offered to pay them, they didn't want it because they believed in the artistic value of it. And it's that easy! Jusk ask! Tarotplane even revealed that a Gerhard Richter piece they used as a cover cost them the sum of €25 euros for the admin fee - that's insane! Use your fucking brain, your imagination, the very thing you're supposed to be presenting to the world with your music, because I'm sorry, but these things look like absolute shit.

Making a cover should be fun too, the whole process should be fun to be honest - I'm not here to impart a lecture about the value of art, etc. but as none of us are making mega bucks, the whole process should be fucking fun. There's no joy in just typing a prompt, burning a rainforest and ripping off millions of artists so you can have a front cover that looks like absolute shit. Have some fucking joy in it! If you still can't find or make a picture for your art, then go to MSpaint and fill a big square with any colour. Because even that is more creative than letting some computer program do it for you. Whip out your camera phone, download a trial of Photoshop, talk to some people, do something. "oh but I just make the music, I can't do art" well tough shit buddy, it's 2024 so you're gonna have to learn. We all did! It's easy, it's fun, it's never been easier and never been more fun to do it. Buy a cheap camera off ebay, use your camera phone, do fucking anything, I beg you, than use AI for your covers, because:

THESE THINGS LOOK LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT.


Friday, October 25, 2024

Nathan Fake

Out today! A remix by the one and only Nathan Fake.

I've been a fan of Nathan's for years, so to have him mangle up a track of mine is pretty much a dream come true. Think I even tried to book him to play a church in 2008 lol.

Anyway, it's pay what you want and it's here:

I was so excited when he agreed to do this too, as I'd been having a hard time of it with 'the biz' and my place in it. In honesty, I had some budget set aside to help the band move forward, but all the PR people I contacted wouldn't take it, so it got me thinking about better uses of that money. The first thing that sprung to mind was to shoot my shot with someone way bigger than me and see if I could score a remix. To my astonishment, Nathan said yes, so he's a total legend for that straight off the bat, but hearing his take on my track is just double legendary.

Anyway, I very much hope you all enjoy it.

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Supertramp and nostalgia

I was sat listening to Supertramp's first album the other day, and whilst that might sound like a weird way to open a blog post about the band worriedaboutsatan, it actually got me thinking loads about everything. Y'see, we used to listen to this album very specifically on the way either to or from gigs - we'd have CD wallets bursting with the most random stuff we could find to make the journey go quicker - stupid novelty songs, random long forgotten nu metal albums, and after I raided a bargain bin for 50p, Supertramp's first album.


It's actually a nice little thing, just fairly inoffensive 70s folksy prog sort of stuff - very 'Canterbury Scene', but it soundtracked quite a large chunk of satan's gigging life. So when it came on again, I instantly remembered driving up the M1 at 3am after a gig, or stuck in rush hour traffic in London, or empty motorways in the dark - it's bloody vivid stuff, this Supertramp album haha.

But as much as I loved those days, it also came with the realisation that you have to put those behind you, or risk being swallowed up in nostalgia completely. 

I can sit and think about how driven the band was back than - how much we wanted to push everything and how we'd have lazer focused goals of getting on in 'the biz' and things like that, but now as a balding, portly 41 year old, it smacks you in the face at how much those days are just no longer there. And that's fine! These things always tend to go this way - you can't stay on the road forever, you can't keep harking after a music business template that simply doesn't exist anymore, and you have to move on and change.

It's hard, re-wiring your brain, no-one wants to do that, it's nice living in your memories, and having ideas about stuff, but sooner or later, you'll have to do it or you'll literally go insane. Your priorities change, your ideals change, your idea of 'making it' changes, it all changes - you just have to be ahead of the curve in that change. For me, it's meant having gigging take a back seat and just focusing on making records and just selling them to people who find it.

If you'd have told me 10 years ago that it goes this way, I'd be horrified, but now I'm here, it's alright y'know. Just keep buying the records, lol ;)


Friday, September 6, 2024

Two Heaters

Morning!

Some new satan for you, out today.

It's a double pack of dub techno jams I did relatively recently, and thought they sounded pretty good together. I'd realised, after listening to Basic Channel and Deepchord non-stop for a week, that satan used to do a neat sideline in this sort of atmospheric techno sound, and I'd neglected that side of the band for a while, which I thought was a shame, as it's always fun putting this sort of stuff together. 

Anyway, I sat down and just jammed out these two - didn't really think too much, didn't do *that* much work on them, just wanted them to feel loose and live and full of energy. Hope you like them, I also didn't think too much of a release 'strategy' either - just 'here you go - enjoy' vibes haha. 

So... here you go, enjoy: